Absolutely Fabulous

Who's the pretty one?

Amanda!

Fun with photoshop...

Andy, Andy who?

It's the Channel 4 News at 6:00!

Meet the Denver Team...



I don't know how to put this...but we're kind of a big deal.

Afternoon Delight

After my last post, I couldn't resist seeing how symmetrical my friends are.
Pretty freaking funny!
In my defense, it's really hard to find straight on pictures of people - we all turn our heads slightly when posing. So some of them aren't very accurate - but amusing none the less!
And Amanda - you are damn funny! I have almost no normal smiling pictures of you!
So here's a little afternoon delight for everyone....

A pillar of timeless beauty...

So there are said to be 4 pillars of timeless beauty:

- Symmetry- perfect balance of facial features
- Clarity- unblemished skin
- Harmony- all facial features are in exact proportion to each other
- Vivid Color- a vibrant healthy glow

I have heard the symmetry thing before.

Seems pretty obvious, since no one likes a wonky face.

So I decided to see how I measure up against the great beauties in history who are said to have symmetrical faces, where it looks like one side of the face is simply reflecting the other.

Here are the results...

Normal

Well, I am totally asymmetrical..pretty obvious.

Mirrored Right

DEAR LORD!

I totally look like that guy from Mask in this picture!

Oh, and the matching horns that my zit gave me are pretty rad!

Scary!!!

Mirrored Left

Ok, let's move onto this one.

Well, now I know which side I can attribute my large mellon to.

Damn you left side! You just made me gain 5 pounds in my chin alone!

So what have we learned here?

Symmetry - schmymmetry!

Who needs a symmetrical mug when you've got symmetrical twins?