Here TomKitty Kitty Kitty!

“Help! Someone help Tom!
We were in Shanghai and he started shrinking from the heat! And now he just keeps getting smaller and smaller! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Now he’s ripped my left arm off! I’m loosing a lot of blood! Help!
This is Tom Cruise, THE Tom Cruise! You have to help us!
I’ve loved him since I was in diapers & now I’m carrying his spawn!
Someone save us! Help!”